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One day Miser decided to repeat the work pork over and over. But as she walked down the street she met a boy who thought yelling was table salt. When she pointed to a pork (tree) the little boy came over and yelled at her.

She ignored him because he looked like he was 14 and a pervert. Really he had shaved which youthened him slightly from his normal rugged look of 18. Too bad she was 38.

She had always been called a couger but she didnt care. She liked younger men. She also had yellow fever.

Tall, Cute and asian jumped and clapped because Rikki offered hima rye and coke. "would ou like a coke?" hehe she spiked it!! 2 hours later TCA stumbled and clapped and stumbled again.

Over and ovr he stumbled and clapped. Then Mr. Crepsley walked in with a Bowie-rette in his hand, Madam Octa was on his shoulder looking scary.

Oh NOSES not my shoses! The end
©2009-2010 ~NeonBasketcase
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Author's Comments

Random story time is awesome! Me and Miser wrote these because we were bored.

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:icongaz7gir:
LOL

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Leave it to humans to defy gravity! :brushteeth:

Icon made by x-nidorina-x
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...wtf rikki it doesnt make sence in the slightest, there are even spelling errors and horrible grammer present! im so confused...

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D= Demyx X= Xigabr
D-Xiggy-kun, y do u always walk on the ceilling?
X-I really don't know, but if u could wouldn't u?
D-Yea...how does your coat defy gravity while ur hair falls down?
X-Magic?
FREESHOOTER ROX!!!!
:iconspielmitmir26:
OH NOSES MY SHOSES

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I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.
:iconneonbasketcase:
Hahaha you had to be there to understand. We did this story where you pass it back and forth and you can only see the last sentence. go here

spielmitmir26

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Do your own thing, whenever you have to do it and whenever you want. Drop out. Leave society as you have know it. Leave it utterly. Blow the mind of every straight person you can reach. Turn them on, if not to drugs, then to beauty, love, honesty, fun.
:iconshyata:
lol kay...r u havin fun?

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D= Demyx X= Xigabr
D-Xiggy-kun, y do u always walk on the ceilling?
X-I really don't know, but if u could wouldn't u?
D-Yea...how does your coat defy gravity while ur hair falls down?
X-Magic?
FREESHOOTER ROX!!!!
:iconneonbasketcase:
you have no idea how much fun I'm having here! can kick back relax n not care bout anything

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Do your own thing, whenever you have to do it and whenever you want. Drop out. Leave society as you have know it. Leave it utterly. Blow the mind of every straight person you can reach. Turn them on, if not to drugs, then to beauty, love, honesty, fun.
:iconshyata:
well thats good, u happy to be back?

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D= Demyx X= Xigabr
D-Xiggy-kun, y do u always walk on the ceilling?
X-I really don't know, but if u could wouldn't u?
D-Yea...how does your coat defy gravity while ur hair falls down?
X-Magic?
FREESHOOTER ROX!!!!
:iconneonbasketcase:
So freaking happy, I missed Nikki so much

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Do your own thing, whenever you have to do it and whenever you want. Drop out. Leave society as you have know it. Leave it utterly. Blow the mind of every straight person you can reach. Turn them on, if not to drugs, then to beauty, love, honesty, fun.
:iconshyata:
awe u didnt miss me?! *watery puppy eyes*

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D= Demyx X= Xigabr
D-Xiggy-kun, y do u always walk on the ceilling?
X-I really don't know, but if u could wouldn't u?
D-Yea...how does your coat defy gravity while ur hair falls down?
X-Magic?
FREESHOOTER ROX!!!!

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